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Hi! I'm Mark Hill, Cracked's Canadian correspondent. You may remember me from the time I predicted that Trump wouldn't win the election, or from the time I got my tongue stuck in a vending machine because I thought I could taste the rainbow. If you'd like to call me a libtard or a Cancuck, my email's in my profile. Please don't clog up the comments -- I prefer a personal touch when my mistakes are being rubbed in my face!

The rest of you probably saw that Canada's immigration website crashed from overuse on election night. It's down again as I write this a day later. Celebrities like Amy Schumer and Bryan Cranston led the charge by saying they'd move, and I'm sure they're totally going to follow up on that. But comments from ordinary Americans about moving to Canada have been tinged with a seriousness I haven't seen in previous elections. Even if people get over their knee-jerk response and realize that it's not practical to pack up their life and move to a country where it snows in May, there's a sense of panic in what used to be a joke.

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Now, if you're a trans person or a Muslim or someone else who feels legitimately threatened by America's shifting political climate, or if you're terrified about the prospect of losing lifesaving health coverage, you'll find that Canada is a welcoming country. Our government's Twitter page even trolled America with a reminder of that on election night.

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